How to Tell if You Attend the American Patriotic Church

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THE MASKED ANGEL:
(Disclaimer: this is not the big project I'm working on. I just had this for some time and just now got around to finishing it.)




So in light of this video, how can you tell if you're in the American Patriotic Church?



-If the tabernacle is either off to the side or nowhere near the main altar, you're in the American Patriotic Church.
-If the head priest goes more than four sermons without mentioning either hell, sin, judgment, or condemnation of artificial birth control, you're in the American Patriotic Church.
-If most of the congregation wears casual clothes in the church, you're in the American Patriotic Church.
-If lay people distribute the Eucharist directly with their hands, you're in the American Patriotic Church.
-If almost no one kneels when receiving the Eucharist, you're in the American Patriotic Church.
-If the Ascension of Jesus is celebrated on Sunday and not Thursday, you're in the American Patriotic Church.
-If your bishops or assistant bishops let politicians who oppose Church teachings receive Communion, you're in the American Patriotic Church.
-If your (arch)diocese acknowledges less than four Holy Days of Obligation, you're in the American Patriotic Church.
-If your (arch)diocese doesn't have any Latin Masses, you're in the American Patriotic Church.
-If your (arch)diocese does allow it but only at times and places where most people in the area don't live, you're in the American Patriotic Church.
-If the alter servers contain two or more girls, you're in the American Patriotic Church.
-If the priests in the area either openly support or have sympathy towards the gay community, you're in the American Patriotic Church.
-If there are stories in the area about one of the priests being openly gay but no one goes to investigate,
you're in the American Patriotic Church.
-If priests show up to rally against capital punishment, but hardly if ever show up to protest Planned
Parenthood, you're in the American Patriotic Church.
-If the laypeople can't remember any sermons where men are called on to act like men, you're in the American Patriotic Church.

Anti-Atheist Meme #4

Reason for Creating Memes

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THE MASKED ANGEL:


I realize I've been just putting either quick memes or the occasional short messages on here, but I do have a good reason for that: I've been working on this post that requires quite a bit of research as well as some mathematical calculations before I come up with my final analysis. I don't know when exactly it will be out but I guarantee it will be some time before April 15th. You'll see why that is in due time.

So until then, enjoy the memes on here and spread them far and wide and show how much you fell atheists are idiots.

Bashing Atheists in time for the Super Bowl

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THE MASKED ANGEL:

I'm not kidding: this is a real billboard that's popped up in Time Square for the big game:

I wonder if the people who put this together are "bright"enough to know the football player that popularized the Hail Mary Pass believes in the power of the Hail Mary prayer.

Nah, atheists are idiots so I doubt it.