Saturday, May 17, 2014

The Ultimate Contradiction

And now, the top ten dumber than having an atheist as a chaplain. Unlike other top ten, these are neither in any particular order nor is one dumber than the other in any objective sense so keep that in mind while reading this.
So, what is dumber than having an atheist as a chaplain?
-having a fox guard a chicken coup
-having feces on top of a wedding cake
-letting go of term limits on the president of the US
- saying  “personally I’m against it, but I don’t want to impose my beliefs on others.”
-equating being anti-gay with being racist
-thinking a little adultery isn't going to hurt anybody
-being strapped for cash but spending what little spare money you have on lotto tickets
-claiming to be tolerant but not letting people who disagree with you inside your country

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